For many of us that walked away from the Democrat Party, away from these people and their garbage values, and being so filled with self righteous, ignorant hatred, there may finally be an answer–lack of sleep and sexual attraction to coffee. Ten years of tweets from Candidate Cory Booker lays out the premise:
May 2009 – “Sleep” and I broke up a few nights ago. I’m dating “Coffee” now. She’s Hot!
Dec 2017 – I broke up with sleep last night and I’m dating coffee this morning. . . I appreciate her warmth and stimulating company.
Jan 2015 – Sleep and I broke up. I’m dating Coffee now, She is hot. RT @adamvanho Senator, I have to ask: do you ever sleep?!?!
Feb 2013 – Sleep and I broke up again. I’m back with coffee. She is hot. RT @jmryan2010: You just never sleep, do you, sir??
June 2012 – I had another fight with sleep. We broke up again. So I’m back with coffee now. She is hot. RT @soozscott: Mr Mayor, do you ever sleep?
April 2010 – Sleep and I broke up tonight. I’m now dating coffee. She is hot RT @ellesep I have a date with my bed tonight.
Nov 2009 – Had a another fight with “sleep” tonight. I left her & I’m hanging out with my smoldering love “coffee” – & tonight she is smoking hot
Aug 2010 – Mean ‘ole “Sleep” left me for another dude / I’m with “Coffee” now she’s got a stimulating attitude RT @Gman1208 Mayor, do u ever sleep?
July 2011 – “Sleep” & I are fighting again. So I’m hanging out with my old love “Coffee”. She is so hot RT @samilsimsek: Mr. Booker, do you ever sleep?
May 2010 – Had fight with “Sleep”. She’s so uncooperative. I’m hanging with “Coffee” now. She’s so sweet & very hot RT @bhdosef: Do u ever sleep Mayor?
May 2010 – “Sleep” and I broke up again tonight. I’m finding comfort with my new special friend “coffee” – she is hot.
Sept 2012 – Sleep & I have irreconcilable differences. We separated. I’m dating my tall, hot, sweet nu friend coffee MT @ellesep I feel like u nvr sleep.
And now this: