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Is It Time for Cape Charles to host the annual Crab Bowl Football Championship?

December 12, 2021 by 1 Comment

Occasionally, the Mirror gets the perfect, refined idea nestled gently into the fabric of the Eastern Shore. Dr. Thom Giese, a Cape Charles resident and a brilliant economic mind posits the idea of Cape Charles hosting an annual college football championship held right here at the Northampton High School Stadium.

Excitement is high across America as the 2021 College Football Playoff is set for action–rivalries will be on tap and great teams will be battling it out on the gridiron.

Our game will be a bit different.

The game will be called the Annual (Sponsor’s name) Eastern Shore Crab Bowl, and it will feature the two worst NCAA sanctioned football programs. While there are always many teams to choose from, picking the two worst could be a challenge.

If we had to choose, this year’s match-up would have to be the Arizona Wildcats who, until last week, were riding high on a 20-game losing streak, against the juggernaut UMASS Minutemen, who boast a putrid 1-11 record.

A matchup of the two worst teams would be high drama, kind of the Darwin Awards of College Football.

Time for sponsors to step up…Let’s do this!

Possible Names:

  1. Eastern Shore Signs Eastern Shore Crab Bowl
  2. Kelly’s Gingernut Pub Annual Crab Bowl
  3. The Town of Cape Charles Eastern Shore Crab Bowl
  4. The Annual Shanty Eastern Shore Crab Bowl
  5. The Arts Enter Eastern Shore Crab Bowl
  6. [Your Name Here]

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  1. Paul Plante says

    December 12, 2021 at 11:55 am

    Sounds very exciting and awesome!

    GO FOR IT!

    Losers deserve their moment in the spotlight, too, if there is ever to be Biden-esque equity in our world today, so let’s get on it and get it done!

    C’mon man, afterall, it is the right thing to do!

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