Hello. I’m Lumpy. I’ve been accused of drinking way too many Red Bulls after pumping some iron down at the gym. Guilty. I’m hoping to find someone who can handle that weightlifting energy drink intensity. YEAH! On the weekends, I like to work on my 1987 two-toned Ford F150 (Ford enthusiast, you know it’s because he loves his truck, Chevy enthusiast, feel free to throw your favorite joke in here). I love with all my heart. Just ask anyone who wants to date my sister. She doesn’t leave the house until I show her new beau my collection of shotguns.
Lumpy wants: cookies, cookies, cookies, cookies and a chance to qualify for the Iditarod.
Lumpy needs: obedience training, an owner with patience to see him through loose leash training (a strong back, strong knees and a will to act as an anchor to a large ship in a hurricane would also be helpful).
I found Lumpy completely sweet today. He is able to focus and settle to calm after a few laps around the yard. He is built like a short ox.
Interested? Contact Officer Sue Burdge of the Eastern Shore Regional Animal Control Facility. 757-710-5364 or email sburdge@co.accomack.va.us
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