June 16, 2025

11 thoughts on “History Notes this week of Nov 30

  1. 2022 : Cape Charles Pickle Ball riot claims six lives. Mayhem broke out at the town courts due to a disagreement over court availability and scheduling.

    The Cape Charles Police fought gallantly to restore order but the fighting was to fierce for our brave men in uniform. A call to the Northampton Sheriffs office saved the day. They dispatched 20 officers in a matter of minutes.

    Governor Youngkin was also apprised of the situation and he placed the Virginia National Guard on standby.

    Sadly, two of the Sheriffs succumbed to eye injuries due to being hit by pickle balls.

    One Cape Charles police officer was air lifted and admitted to Norfolk General Hospital for emergency buttocks surgery. Eyewitness reported having seen the officer face down on the court being held by two deranged pickle ballers all the while be spanked with a pickle ball paddle by an unknown assailant.

    The Town Council had an emergency session one hour after the smoke cleared.
    As of yet there has been no official statement released but it was overheard by many an un-named council member saying to another council member “Oh, the humanity!”

    1. What exceptional and candid reportage that is on what is clearly an episode of contemporary history in the Commonwealth of Virginia that should be of grave concern to every LOYAL AMERICAN who believes in law and order and who therefore decry this kind of lawless, barbarian violence that the game, for can we really call it a sport, of pickle ball, is introducing into the very fabric of our society here in America, one town at a time, swallowing them up in its voracious maw as it has just happed right here in front of everybody’s face in Cape Charles, which town one would not usually associate with his level of violence so graphically reported on in here, which revelation a grateful nation needs to hear, as does the candid world, so they know what really is going on over here since Joe Biden became president and brought these strange and violent ways to our land.

  2. Paul,

    I am thanking you for your kind words. I am in august company when we have we enter into a proper online discourse. I, as you Sir; will propagate to the masses “Truth, Justice and the Cape Charles way.”

    Now back to business. My operatives have informed me that there is a link back to Joe Biden regarding this pickle ball imbroglio. Our organization (Cape Charles Patriots) have in roads to the highest government officials, FBI, CIA, DEA, Senators, Congressman as well as Chip Watson.

    In a matter or hours we have breached under cover the local Pickle Ball Regime. The information came in torrents. Now this is where it gets juicy and the Biden Administration comes in. Their nefarious plan has been years in the making. First, they took the statues. Secondly, they change the names of buildings and schools. Thirdly, they start giving away the money. And the list goes on.

    Now they galvanize a bunch of Pickle Ballers to attack the very Democracy that protects them. Is there no shame. We have learned that the Pickle Ball court take over is just a start. Next will be the take over of the Town Council by force by flogging the council members with their pickle ball racquets. From there they need an army. They will take hostage the Cape Charles Police force and drug them into being henchman for their evil machinations. Sort of like the movie “The Manchurian Candidate”. Marshall law will rule the land.

    Once the take over is complete and we will be mere subjects to the Pickle Ball Lives Matter Cape Charles Chapter. Lives will be crushed. Dreams will fade just like a fart in the wind. Crime will spiral to all time highs. Inflation will be out of control. There will be cats and dogs living together! Sounds familiar?

    Once this new junta has taken full control they will bring their fearless leader in town. Joe Biden will land in Marine One in the park and most likely trip on the helicopter stairs while disembarking. He will regale us with stories of his past. How he defended us when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor (Animal House!) as well as how he has 43 pairs of Ray Ban Aviator sunglasses which he thinks make him look cool.

    Joe will then be made an honorary member of Cape Charles, kiss a few babies and then fly off into the sunset. But there is hope! The Cape Charles Patriots lead by the Cape Charles Volunteer Fire Department and the former Mayor Dora Sullivan will rise from the ashes and bring the fight to the new regime! And there will be a cry from the land so loud it will be heard all the way to Cheriton. So let it be written and so let it be done. To be continued………..

  3. I was told that this “Regime” was behind the illegal removal of the rail tracks so as to slow down any arms flow as well as troops to the Cape Charles Patriots.

    This situation reminds me of the movie Red Dawn staring Patrick Swayze. Where the United States was attacked by the Russians and Cuba. Do the Cape Charles Patriots have a battle cry just like in the movie, “Wolverines!”?

    I would like to support the “Patriots” either financially or as a nurse to treat the wounded. Maybe set up a MASH unit at the Popcorn shop in town. It is a very nice shop and I really think it will have a calming effect for the wounded.

    We must fight to the bitter end to eradicate this Pickle Ball tyranny. God Bless Cape Charles and God Bless our Patriots.

  4. Belligerents,

    I asking that both warring parties for an immediate cessation of hostilities. Lives must be saved.

    I will gladly use my good auspices to hold Peace Talks so we can move towards peace in our wonderful Cape Charles.

    I will demand immediately a No Fly Zone over the Pickle Ball Courts as well as the laying down of arms. Pickle Ball rackets, sling shots, BB Guns as well as any other weapons will be off limits to all combatants.

    Also, any and all covert operations must cease immediately. Special Forces operations must come to a halt as well.

    An immediate pull back of forces to each side of Monroe Ave. Pickle Ballers to the north and Patriots to the south.

    I will meet with emissary’s this Monday 5:00 pm at Jelly’s Pub for initial talks.

    As John Lennon sang…”Give peace a chance”

  5. Patriots of Cape Charles unite!

    Heed the clarion call!

    Make Cape Charles Great Again (MCCGA)!

    Stand up for your rights!

    Don’t let pickle ball become the only game in town!

    Turn out en masse with badmitten rackets and a copious supply of shuttlecocks so they can’t hit your balls, and take back the tennis courts from these barbarian pickleballers who are turning Cape Charles into a modern remake of “The Wild One!” where a peaceable town like Cape Charles is taken over by motorcycle rowdies instead of pickleballers in that case, but is there a difference?

    That is the pressing existential question of the hour!

  6. Breaking News!

    A yellow crop duster was shot down the latter part of today over the no fly zone which was created over the Pickle Ball courts.

    Luckily for the pilot he parachuted out to safety and landed in the Shanty parking lot where he then immediately proceeded straight to the bar. Upon downing three straight shots of Crown Royal he spoke these words. “Gosh fellers, a man can get killed around here!”

    Immediately following the downing of the unarmed aircraft both sides blamed the other for the incident.

    General George Patton Watson of the Cape Charles Patriots commented “We will not go gently into this good night!

    Admiral Hunter Biden of the Pickle Regime commented “Hey, what’s the problem? Nobody got hurt. Has anybody seen my lap top?”

    The cease fire in place immediately disintegrated and as of this writing an artillery battles rages on.

    1. PATRIOTS OF THE WORLD!

      And all the good people out there, if there any left!

      How can the world just sit there and watch this very struggle for survival on-going in once safe and once placid Cape Charles, Viginia, where whole families were once able to enjoy a leisurely game of tennis without some literal barbarian horde hitting their balls, thus making for an unpleasant experience where once was found clean family fun!

      Call down anathema on these heathen and barbarian pickleballers, and form a CRUSADE to FREE CAPE CHARLES, and MAKE CAPE CHARLES GREAT AGAIN, like it was before this awful tragedy of the invasion of pickleball changed life forever in Cape Charles!

      You’ll feel good about yourself and all warm and squishy inside if you do, and that alone makes it worth doing, not to mention how you will be feted as heroes in Cape Charles afterwards and treated to a feast of beanburgers and clams courtesy of the grateful citizens of Cape Charles whose futures you have restored to them!

  7. And for stark proof of the involvement of Joe Biden himself in this on-going struggle for the soul of America in Cape Charles, Virginia, the epicenter of the struggle, and people, a valiant struggle it is, with the balls of the beleaguered patriots of Cape Charles being battered by the barbarian pickleballers, and still they fight back, undeterred by the superior forces arranged, and undaunted by the sheer firepower the pickleballers can amass, as Joe tries by force to impose his ways and values on us, we need go no further than a Fox News article titled “Biden’s American Rescue Plan Act bucks are just a huge waste” by Steven Malanga on 12 December 2022, where the proof of Joe Biden’s nefarious plan to impose his ways on us using federal tax dollars as a bludgeon to force pickleball on the people of Cape Charles, to give the world an opportunity to see the immense odds these poor people are up against, and why they need your prayers and support, to wit:

    Cities, counties, and towns are taking a chunk of their $350 billion in Biden Bucks for similar outlays on sports, leisure, and parks.

    Communities are rushing to build courts for pickleball — a new sport that mixes tennis and other net games and is apparently storming the country.

    East Lansing, Mich., is deploying COVID funds to build six new courts.

    Passionate players in Sidney, Ohio, petitioned for new courts; officials are giving them what they want with Biden money.

    A North Carolina county is also considering $345,000 in the federal funding for new pickleball courts.

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