Just to be clear, the Mirror staff Wants to Believe, but….
Wednesday’s House Oversight subcommittee hearing on UFOs (or if you want to be super Trendy, UAPs “unidentified anomalous phenomena), was nothing but a yawnfest.
It’s weird but nobody believes anything these people have to say, and really, just don’t care.
Had this hearing happened in 1977, it would have shaken the world. Imagine someone from the 70s hearing congressional testimonies about “routine” military pilot encounters with giant flying Parchessi pieces, floating orbs, 300-foot red squares, and cubes in clear spheres zipping around in ways that surpass all known earthly technology. Dudes!!
And the government has possession of UFOs they’re trying to reverse engineer and the dead bodies of aliens, and these creatures are also extra-dimensional!!!
So, that woman on the plane screaming about the shapeshifter was actually correct?
This whole hearing got buried by the release of the Barbie movie.
Nobody is really buying any of this stuff. Is it just a coincidence that we’re seeing all these news stories about UFOs and aliens at the same time we’re seeing news stories about a race between the US and China and Russia to dominate space militarily?
A Foreign Policy article from last year blares the headline “China and Russia Are Catching Up to U.S. in Space Capabilities, Pentagon Warns” with the subheading “The militarization of space is picking up pace.” Or this article on the United Nations website “‘We Have Not Passed the Point of No Return’, Disarmament Committee Told, Weighing Chance Outer Space Could Become Next Battlefield.”
A 2021 report from the Center for Strategic and International Studies titled “Defense Against the Dark Arts in Space: Protecting Space Systems from Counterspace Weapons” warns of the urgent need to build more space weapons to counter US enemies.
A Global Times article notes “Chinese experts urge avoidance of space weaponization amid commercial space capability deployment in Ukraine.”
The US Space Force just happened to pop up the same year these mainstream UFO stories started coming out–it is supposedly there to counter the threat from Russia and China.
When asked by Congressman Glenn Grothman “do you believe UAPs pose a threat to our national security?”, former Navy commander David Fravor answered yes.
When asked by Congressman Andy Ogles whether UFOs could be “collecting reconnaissance information” on the US military, all three witnesses — Grusch, Fravor, and former Navy pilot Ryan Graves — answered in the affirmative. Asked by Ogles if UFOs could be “probing our capabilities,” all three again said yes. Asked if UFOs could be “testing for vulnerabilities” in US military capabilities, all three again said yes. Asked if UFOs pose an existential threat to the national security of the United States, all three said they potentially do. Asked if there was any indication that UFOs are interested in US nuclear technology, all three said yes.
Ogles concluded his questioning by saying, “There clearly is a threat to the national security of the United States of America. As members of Congress, we have a responsibility to maintain oversight and be aware of these activities so that, if appropriate, we take action.”
UFOs or the new trendy UAPs are a threat to National Security? Are they, really?
What is really going on? As the X-Files states, “The Truth is Out There”.
It may be out there, but it definitely wasn’t at the hearing on Wednesday.
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Of course they are “out there!”
My goodness, where else would they be, given they are “extraterrestrial,” which means they came from somewhere to get to here.
And since they came from somewhere else, it only stands to reason that they came by spaceship, given Joe Biden hasn’t yet built a railroad to any of the other planets or galaxies out there where these extraterrestrials are coming from.
And this is nothing at all new.
I have been hearing about crashed space ships and extraterrestrial bodies since the 1950’s.
Why are they coming here?
For the craic, most likely!
I mean, where else in the universe can you find a show like this?
Sire (Paul),
Not only for a proper craic with tea and a cucumber sandwich’s being served but also to play a little pickle ball!
I have personally noticed Martian like beings lurking in the shadow’s outside of Kelly’s Pub mumbling “these Cape Charles beings sure seem to drink a lot of alcohol prior to there mating rituals”.
Good Citizens, keep your laser swords at the ready just in case they have not come in peace! Better yet, picked ball paddles will do just fine.
Scrapple, dude, they are indeed among us as I write these very words.
And it is to them, the Martians, specifically, that we owe thanks to for bequeathing us pickle ball, which is their national sport, which they are wild over, with one star team allegedly recently being sold for some 8 BILLION Martian dollars.
As to the question, do aliens really like the US, or are Americans just crazy, the answer is yes.
As to the question is there was any indication that UFOs are interested in US nuclear technology, why on earth would they be?
How do these morons in Congress think they got here in the first place?
By steam boat?
To them we are a very primitive society, hence their interest in us.
OMG
Yes Carla Jasper, OMG.
Sire has hit the nail on the head. People! Heed his words!
There will be a day when a future Mayor of Cape Charles will have ears like Doctor Spock on Star Trek. The Town Council will all be Bill Bixby look alike’s like on the show My Favorite Martian.
The Martian Pickle Ball League will have a bigger following than the NFL bringing in Trillions of Dollars all the whilst Cape Charles being the MPBL (Martian Pickle Ball League) headquarters for the universe. Our local economy will explode!
The possibilities are endless! Starbucks, Target, Macy’s and if we are lucky enough a drive thru car wash.
Stay tuned for a word from our sponsor……Hunter Biden, who pleads insanity. The judge will accept this plea deal…..
Scrapple, dude, I truly believe that you have it nailed, and yes, HUGE money is going to be coming in to the coffers of Cape Charles, thanks to it being not only the world, but the galaxie headquarters of an interplanetary pickle ball league, which means a convention center in the future for Cape Charles as the delegates from the various planets come to Cape Charles to plan the next season, plus the play-offs and all-star matches and such.
Of course, there is going to be an issue with parking for all those space craft on Mason Avenue, whether they should pull in or back in, but that is a mere detail.
And think of the golf cart concession when that all comes to fruition!
That is going to be a HUGE money-maker as well.
And don’t forget a town manager with four arms who will be able to do twice the work of this present one, with only two arms, but good intentions, nonetheless.
And talk about screeching, Scrapple dude, about cultural appropriation and theft of their national past time, it’s those Venusians, and you know how they can be, going on about Cape Charles stealing corn hole from them with no permission to do so, and without paying royalties, and they are promising dire retaliatory measures if Cape Charles does not pony up some significant cash, as well as securing a proper license, while ceding all advertising rights to the Venusians in the even there are any corn hole tournaments in Cape Charles, and it is rumored they have sent a significant war fleet to enforce their demands, which would account for these congress people in Washington and America’s military suddenly going on high alert, which has the hi8storically minded among us, and they are now few and dwindling in numbers as a result of the cancelation of so much history that it now barely fills a thimble, and a small thimble at that, comparing Cape Charles to Helen of Troy as the cause of a devastating war!
OH, THE HUMANITY!
Ogles concluded his questioning by saying, “There clearly is a threat to the national security of the United States of America.”
“As members of Congress, we have a responsibility to maintain oversight and be aware of these activities so that, if appropriate, we take action.”
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Is there a day that goes by anymore where something, anything, is not a threat to our “national security?”
It seems that every day, we are barraged by things that are a threat to our “national security, which leads me to believe we are the weakest nation on the face of the earth!”
And if anything is a threat to our national security as far as I am co0ncerned, it is these morons in congress coupled with the idiot in the idiot in the white house.
As to threats to our national security, if in fact these space aliens can fly millions of miles through space, something the US presently is incapable of doing, given how primitive our technology is compared to theirs, and after getting here, can fly circles around anything we can put in the air, I would say the battle is already lost if in fact they had hostile intentions.
But I think they come here, as I stated above, simply to watch the show down here on earth for entertainment, because where else in the universe can they find such a hilariously moronic show as is here on earth in Washington, D.C., and especially this House Oversight subcommittee hearing on UFOs?
I’ve seen a few of these flying monkeys hanging around Cape Charles lately. Something is in the air. They can go months without water. So Oscar Zoroaster Phandrig Isaac Norman Henkel Emmanuel Ambrosie Diggs says. The tin man confirms.
Something is indeed in the air, and it is causing brain rot in Washington, D.C., although there is considerable scientific debate about that, with one school of thought being that brain rot is a qualification to serving in congress, while another school of thought argues the brain rot sets in once they are there, and a third school of thought argues quite vociferously that there can be no brain rot, because like the scarecrow, they have no brains to rot, which they argue is the real qualification to serving in congress.
As to the flying monkeys in Cape Charles, they are said to be in from Uranus on a tour after having read so much about Cape Charles in the Cape Charles Mirror, which thanks to Al Gore and the internet, is an interplanetary publication that is quite popular throughout the universe, as a result.
If this was not on Youtube, I would have to believe that this story was a SPOOF reminiscent of some great spoofs in the early 1970’s in National Lampoon magazine:
House holds hearing on UFOs, government transparency
YouTube
House lawmakers held a hearing Wednesday to examine how the executive branch handles reports of unidentified anomalous phenomena.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNgoul4vyDM
And after watching this I am more convinced than ever that yes, this is indeed a spoof put together by whomever has succeeded Mel Brooks of Blazing Saddles fame in the movie bidness!