The response to the Town of Cape Charles’ lastest edict restricting street parties has met with fiery responses. Strawberry Street had been the scene of awesome, fun, and safe street parties for some time now. However, the town feels differently and has banned this type of event. Sources tell the Mirror the effort stems from the extreme concentration of visitors in the town, as well as very high rates of IOGC (Idiots On Golf Carts).
Led by former Town Council member Frank Wendell, a growing grassroots movement is afoot, “Resist the town of Cape Charles Va. Dance in the Street Downtown every Friday night”.
These angry citizens are encouraging folks to channel their inner Kevin Bacon and defy the Town’s Footloose mandate.
Wendell told the Mirror, “Nobody ever confused the Cape Charles governing body with rocket scientists, but some things you just can’t fix”.
Mirror: Mr. Wendell, due to this event, are you reconsidering a run for Mayor?”
Wendell: No comment.