While the U.S. southern border is being overrun, inflation is skyrocketing, crime is running rampant across the nation, and foreign relations continue to spiral out of control, Joe Biden stopped by an ice cream shop on Tuesday. It took 700 years after Dante, but we’ve finally got to the 10th Ring of Hell.
Dumb take: House Speaker Pelosi on Ukraine, “We take an oath to protect and defend. And we’re working with the White House to show that we are ready for whatever the prospects are”….wait, wut? You took an oath to Ukraine?
When the enemy switched from COVID to one’s fellow countrymen, the plot was lost, and there was no hope of addressing the public health situation…
The Supreme Court: relative to population, Hispanics and Asians are less-represented than black people. Not sure why insisting on the next nominee being a black woman makes sense even from the blinkered, absurd perspective of quota-based diversity. I’m old enough to remember when Joe Biden tried to keep a black man from serving on the US Supreme Court.
We’ve hollowed out our economy by using the stock market as an economic indicator. Jobs sent overseas, prices hiked, layoffs, immigrant visas, automation all in the name of boosting stock prices. Wall Street doesn’t exist to make money for you, but to make money off of you. Meanwhile, the GOP would rather hand out work visas to migrants and billions in bailouts to Wall Street than do anything for American families….however, last year, 105 congressmen bought and sold nearly $290 million worth in stock. They beat the S&P 500. It’s almost like they cheated
-Wearing a mask from the door to the table, but at no point during the meal, in a crowded restaurant.
-Making kids wear masks outside at recess.
Two examples of real policies that are metaphors for how the US handled COVID-19
Covid thoughts: Do you think, maybe that something with a 99% survival rate was weaponized to remove a sitting president? The Biden administration signed a $1.3 billion contract with Chinese company Andon Health to provide at-home COVID tests to all Americans. Why not an American company??
BREAKING: President Joe Biden has an angry outbreak while delivering remarks in Pennsylvania. Does it seem like the entire Biden Presidency is a cognitive test?
Just found out Neil Young has ‘music’ on Spotify. Go figure. Lynyrd Skynyrd was right about Neil Young. A healthy society has space for Joe Rogan and Neil Young, and you don’t have to like all of their work to appreciate their respective styles. Either/or binaries will be the death of our culture. Spotify didn’t choose Joe Rogan over Neil Young. Neil Young chose to de-platform himself because a $30 billion company wouldn’t cede to censorship. On another note, Rogan closed his last show with Neil Young’s song ‘Keep on Rockin’ in the Free World’.
On another note, if you had told me 20 years ago that Right Said Fred would be standing up for Freedom and Rage Against the Machine would be schilling for the authoritarian status quo (The Man), I would have said no way. What we are finding out is that a lot of these people are just poseurs. The Left used to be cool, now they’re just a bunch whining losers that nobody likes or respects.
It’s terrifying when the Biden Administration Surgeon General suggests the Joe Rogan Podcast should be censored and that Big Tech, “has an important role to play” in doing that. Freedom of speech is under attack from the very government that is meant to guarantee it.
And in other news, Joe Biden’s popularity continues to plummet in free fall like a big boulder falling off a high vertical cliff, Joe lost a very expensive F-35 in the South China Sea while trying to show all the world how much of a real tough guy he really is, the dude who controls the world’s mightiest military and has them at his beck and call 27/7 to go where he sends them to do what he bids them to do, because it is the right thing to do, and he lost a very expensive hi-tech helicopter in Syria in a raid to kill some dude with a lot of vowels and consonants in his name that nobody besides Joe has ever heard about, or cares about, but he bagged 13 women and children KIA’s in the action, which he was personally in charge of as he and Karmela Harris watched the play action in real time from plush seats in Joe’s KILL THEATER,” where Joe and Karmela and specially invited quests sit there in comfort while people Joe and Karmela have slated for annihilation are killed for Joe and his guests while they get to watch, with Karmela and Jen Psaki said to ululating wildly and Joe’s generals all yelling “KILL THEM ALL KILL: THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL,” and that is today’s ONE MINUTE NEWS broadcast, and now we cut to station break so you can enjoy not one minute, not two minutes, but a full ten minutes of your favorite commercials.