March 16, 2025

9 thoughts on “Central Park Fountain May Finally Get Repairs

  1. You can’t fix stupid, but I’ll try again.

    I will donate
    5 gallons of UGL waterproofer ( United Gilsonite Laboratories, for you edumacated town council, it cost $129.98 at Lowes).
    1- 450 GPH fountain pump (cost $87.99 at home Depot).
    And all the beer you can drink at Kelly’s Ginger Hut, after the job is done (don’t want any accidental drownings).
    There! I solved another problem the town council couldn’t fix.
    And I saved thousands of dollars, brought volunteers together, and provided revenue for a local business.
    The town council is lazy and needs a swift kick in the britches! Now get off your lazy asses and get to work, FOR the people of Cape Charles! And quit throwing money at problems that has simle solutions!

  2. Doug,

    I will gladly help out and be a part of your team. The questions is this. Will you spring for a Martini at Kelly’s Pub?

    1. Hell ya! Also I must warn you. Two things could happen on this team. We get things done around town and we become addicted to Kelly’s. Win Win for all!

    1. Well then, I’ll buy the bottle! And the only fools are those people on the town council. Because I would get more bang out of MY bucks than the town council gets for the people of Cape Charles!

      1. The way bars screw their customers with the cost of beer and liquor, you may be able to buy 2 bottles.

        1. I never could understand why people spend their money and time in bars. It is as if the bar owners think people forget how much beer, wine, liquor, ice and mixers cost. Then they ask for a cover charge. As you said, fools and their money soon part.

          1. You need to listen to a country and western radio station for a day and you will have all the reasons you need, plus listen to Emmy Lou Harris sing “The Queen of the Silver Dollar,” and you will get some more reasons on top of the previous reasons.

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