For many of us that walked away from the Democrat Party, away from these people and their garbage values, and being so filled with self righteous, ignorant hatred, there may finally be an answer–lack of sleep and sexual attraction to coffee. Ten years of tweets from Candidate Cory Booker lays out the premise:
May 2009 – “Sleep” and I broke up a few nights ago. I’m dating “Coffee” now. She’s Hot!
Dec 2017 – I broke up with sleep last night and I’m dating coffee this morning. . . I appreciate her warmth and stimulating company.
Jan 2015 – Sleep and I broke up. I’m dating Coffee now, She is hot. RT @adamvanho Senator, I have to ask: do you ever sleep?!?!
Feb 2013 – Sleep and I broke up again. I’m back with coffee. She is hot. RT @jmryan2010: You just never sleep, do you, sir??
June 2012 – I had another fight with sleep. We broke up again. So I’m back with coffee now. She is hot. RT @soozscott: Mr Mayor, do you ever sleep?
April 2010 – Sleep and I broke up tonight. I’m now dating coffee. She is hot RT @ellesep I have a date with my bed tonight.
Nov 2009 – Had a another fight with “sleep” tonight. I left her & I’m hanging out with my smoldering love “coffee” – & tonight she is smoking hot
Aug 2010 – Mean ‘ole “Sleep” left me for another dude / I’m with “Coffee” now she’s got a stimulating attitude RT @Gman1208 Mayor, do u ever sleep?
July 2011 – “Sleep” & I are fighting again. So I’m hanging out with my old love “Coffee”. She is so hot RT @samilsimsek: Mr. Booker, do you ever sleep?
May 2010 – Had fight with “Sleep”. She’s so uncooperative. I’m hanging with “Coffee” now. She’s so sweet & very hot RT @bhdosef: Do u ever sleep Mayor?
May 2010 – “Sleep” and I broke up again tonight. I’m finding comfort with my new special friend “coffee” – she is hot.
Sept 2012 – Sleep & I have irreconcilable differences. We separated. I’m dating my tall, hot, sweet nu friend coffee MT @ellesep I feel like u nvr sleep.
And now this:
Sara says
What can I say about Booker?
Not trustworthy
A Backstabber
A hypoc r ite
Could care less about the American people.
Rude and ignorant
Disrespects women.
Gee, does not sound like a nominee for president.
Jack Trump says
A 96 continuous hour stint at The Robert Wood Johnson Sleep Study Institute in Sen. Booker’s home state, and I believe district, would not help that man with his anger issues. His anger is driving his blind partisan politics and I believe he is a disgrace to himself, N.J, and The Senate for it.
Ray Otton says
Actually, sounds like the IDEAL Democrat candidate.
He’s got just enough color. Kinda like how Biden described Obama.
He’s got the sexual harassment thing down pat. A necessity for a Democrat.
He was mayor of the worst Democrat run sh*thole in the country.
He opposed moving the US Embassy to Jerusalem so he’s got the anti-Semite thing going for him.
And, he’s got the campaign slogan to end all slogans – “I am Spartacus!!!!!”
Not that any of the millenials who will vote for him have any idea who Spartacus was, having been educated in the Liberal tradition.
It’s gonna be great I tell ya.
Jack Trump says
Uh, well not to appear to be too negative abut Mr. Booker’s lack of leadership……BUT if you think he provided no help for the city of sh*thole, er, I mean Newark as the mayor there, I have some news for you. Newark does have it’s wonderful Ironbound section, and is full of wonderful Spanish restaurants. It also has a great Cherry Blossom Festival in it’s Branch Brook Park. Additionally, after travelling all around this country and sampling Budweiser beer from almost all of their breweries, I think Newark N.J. Budweiser is that brands best. Their Flagship. It may also produce more than any other.They are not all the same. The water supply makes a difference.
Other than those attributes that have been there long before Mr. Booker, Newark has most certainly earned that sad moniker of sh*thole. It’s just that now that he’s a senator, I have to say that Camden is ta much worse sh*thole city in N.J, with Trenton not being too far behind. Newark is only the 3rd worst sh*thole in N.J. I’m just saying…….and I wouldn’t be surprised if someone pipes in with votes for Elizabeth or Jersey City as well. He’s doing nothing for any of those places. The democrats haven’t for decades.
Ray Otton says
For the record, Booker served 7 years as mayor of Newark.
His certainly raised Newark’s profile outside the tri-state area with a number of “issues”
1 – Violent crime decreased for a few years but then rebounded.
2 – Development and investment picked up downtown and then the dreaded gentrification followed.
3- The police department entered into a consent decree with the U.S. Department of Justice stemming from an investigation on his watch.
4 – A city agency was dissolved after 9 individuals were indicted or sentenced in a bribery scandal.
As is the case for all chief executives, concluding whether or not Booker was successful as mayor depends a lot on how you choose to define the term.
I can say that good beer is not much of a hallmark for a successful administration.
In any case, whether Newark is No. 1, No. 2 or No. 3 in ranking, it’s not exactly a record a person could run on in normal times…………………….but we aren’t in normal times, so, SPARTACUS!!!!!!!!!!!
SlideEasy says
I thought he was a fudge packer….