Have you ever been called an annoying little twit? Were you a hall monitor in school? Do you enjoy ruining someone’s good time by confronting them about stupid, trivial things? If so, the Town of Cape Charles has just the job for you. Cape Charles is seeking individuals for Summer Beach Attendants/Litter Patrol.
Responsibilities include, but are not limited to;
- Ensuring beachgoers follow beach rules & regulations
- Act as a concierge to tourists, i.e., places to eat, etc.
- Do routine litter patrol shifts (Mason Ave & Bay Ave)
- Assist with Town events, like July 4th, as needed
To be successful in this job you must have an annoying personality, be punctual, be able to work weekends and holidays, have reliable transportation, enjoy being outdoors, often on hot days, and be able to work independently.
Town Note: Our beach attendants must be outgoing and courteous (code for obnoxious and annoying).
Perks: Beach attendants have Police and Public Works back up, however, the town says they are not responsible for any life guarding duties nor are they to intervene in any confrontational dialogue with beachgoers (not sure whether that means the cops or beach patrol).
Bummer: you are not allowed to use a taser on unruly tourists.
Approximately 20 hours a week, with a flexible schedule. $11.25 per hour. Please submit a Town Employment Application to Human Resources Department, 2 Plum Street, Cape Charles, VA 23310 or by email to firstname.lastname@example.org Submittals without a Town Employment Application will not be considered. You may also call 331-3259 x11 for more information. Open until filled.