December 2, 2024

11 thoughts on “Asses&Villains: Cannibals Ate Joe Biden’s Uncle

  1. It’s really too bad political commentator H.L. Mencken, who analyzed the character of such notable Americans like Warren Gamaliel Harding and “Silent Cal” Coolidge back in the 1920’s isn’t alive today to give us some color commentary on our own buffoonish, comic-book character “leader” Joseph Robinette Biden, Junior, whose uncle Ambrose Finnegan was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea during WW2, which accomplishment on the part of Ambrose made our own Joe “incredibly proud” of him, as it probably should, because let’s face it, people, how many other people in America can brag about having a relative actually eaten by cannibals.

    Not any that I know of, anyway.

    There were dead Americans, and maybe some not yet dead, who were eaten by feral hogs in Viet Nam, like was the case on many Civil War battlefields, but getting eaten by a feral hog pales in comparison to someone actually being eaten by cannibals.

    So no wonder our Joe is “incredibly proud” of Ambrose, and my goodness why wouldn’t he be, with an accomplishment like that!

    1. I spent two tours, the better part of 1968, 69, and 70 in VietNam. 1st Marine Air Wing and 1st Marine Division. When I arrived the Gunny told me that there were 49 types of Snakes there; 48 were poisonous and the other one swallowed you whole. Sneaky snakes are like Indian underwear, they keep creeping up on you.
      Had a close run in with a Tiger about 3x my size. Several of our units did.
      The mosquitos were large and fierce.
      Leeches, nasty.
      However, I personally never heard of our guys being eaten by feral Hogs.
      Could have happened but I doubt that it was common. At least up North in I Corps…

      1. Between the Marines up there and the tigers, Jock, I suspect it was all the feral hogs, if there any ever were any up there, that got eaten.

        And thanks for your service, Jock and welcome home, and my goodness, but that is a very impressive combat resume you have, especially that hair-raising story about almost getting eaten by that huge tiger.

        So how did that go?

        How were you able to escape?

        Did you kill the tiger?

        People are sitting on the edges of their seats out here in America and holding their breath in anticipation of how that story ended.

        As to the feral hogs eating some Americans, Jock, are you at all familiar with the three-sided ambush where West Pointer Lieutenant Colonel Terry Allen was killed in South Vietnam on 17 October 1967, while leading the 2d Battalion, 28th Infantry, 1st Infantry Division on a search and destroy operation near Chon Thanh, in Binh Long Province, northwest of Saigon, in the Battle of Ong Thanh?

        Have you ever read up on that, or studied that ambush, which as a grunt I would say was picture perfect?

        Old Charley shot out both of Colonel Allen’s eyes as a message to the Americans that the next time you try and come into our country, follow somebody with a better set of eyes than that dude did.

        Kind of like Washakie back in 1863 I think it was, after the battle of Crow Heart Butte where Washakie, then about 63, killed a younger Crow war chief invading Washakie’s territory and then cut out the dude’s heart, stuck it on his spear, held it up in the air and told the Crow, next time you try to come back, better follow somebody with more heart than this dude had.

        War is the application of psychology!

        Who applies it better in the end wins, Jock.

        Did you know that?

        Anyway, as to the feral hogs, Jock, have you read “They Marched Into Sunlight” by David Maraniss who researched that ambush, the worst American defeat in Viet Nam, which is something WARHAWK Jen Kiggans should give some thought to, if she is able to, and I believe interviewed the Viet Cong commander who was responsible for that ambush, and this is what the Viet Cong records say they found on the battlefield:

        Soldiers from (Viet Cong) Rear Service Group 83 were also active early that morning.

        Nguyen Van Lam, the local farmer who commanded C-1 Company, took some of his men to the northeastern edge of the battlefield.

        They had constructed a concealed water hole within yards of the biggest tree in the area, likely the same tree that American troops remembered so vividly, the one under which Major Holleder had died.

        As they approached the water hole, Lam came upon an American corpse.

        It was torn in several pieces, shredded, it appeared, by a fragmentation bomb.

        The largest section was a white torso with arms attached.

        There was a shattered watch on the wrist of one hand.

        The flesh was raw and freshly ripped.

        Wild pigs, Lam realized, had found the body before he did.

  2. No worries. No, did not shoot Tiger. Just another tricky day
    Just figured I’d question the “Feral Hogs eating living and dead servicemen” claim.
    That’s all
    Not trying to start an argument sir.

    1. No problems whatsoever, Jock!

      You called me out with a legitimate question, which I don’t mind at all, and hopefully, I held up my end by giving you the answer you sought, as you should have.

      So, we’re cool, and once again, thanks fo9r your service and welcome home!

  3. And hey, Joe Biden, how about the price of a gallon of gas out there in the countryside, dude?

    Over four bucks a gallon now, Joe and climbing!

    So what do you have to say about that?

    And if a cannibal ate Joe Biden’s brain, would he end up starving to death because there is no substance whatsoever to Joe Biden’s brain?

  4. Funk China-Joe and Kamal-Toe!

    Remember these two when your liberal neighbor wants to borrow a tool to finish a project or your kids want to sleep over a liberal’s house. Then when the wife says it is ok, remember Slick-Willy, his hideous wife and Barry, Bath-house Barry.

  5. I still can’t get over Joe Biden’s Uncle Bosie getting eaten by cannibals on New Guinea during WWII after they shot down his reconnaissance plane with their blow-guns and poison darts.

    Oh, the horror of it chills me to my very bones!

    The load of grief that poor man carries, what with his son Beau getting killed in combat in Iraq, and his Uncle Bosie getting eaten by cannibals during WWII, must be immense and it is a wonder he can carry it all, which is a real testament to that famous Biden grit we are always hearing about, which is what makes Joe Biden such an exceptional world leader.

  6. And OMG, people of America and the world!

    How absolutely horrible this is!

    Oh, the humanity!

    Just when we all thought the story of Joe Biden’s grief-filled family history was over, what with his son Beau getting killed in combat in Iraq, and his Uncle Bosie getting eaten by cannibals during WWII after they shot down his reconnaissance plane with blowguns and poison darts, news is now coming out from sources said to be impeccable and reliable that both Joe Biden’s grandfather and grandmother were cooked and eaten by rampaging Mohawk Indians in Canada during the infamous Lachine Massacre on August 5, 1689.

    How does this man hold up so well with such terrible family grief to carry through his life, in addition to having to care for everybody in the world while at the same time defending the SOUL OF AMERICA against Donald Trump, who is everybody’s retribution against Joe Biden and the BUILD BACK BETTER DEMOCRATS, and Trump’s cronies, the terrible, hate-filled MAGA Republicans?

    How does he bear his earthly burdens so well?

    My goodness, but this would all literally crush a lesser man than Joe Biden, who life’s adversity has molded into such a strong world leader as the world has never before seen in all of its history, and that is a fact!

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