April 21, 2025

8 thoughts on “Asses&Villains: Large-Scale Nuclear Exercise Edition

  1. Ah, yes, life is good on a Sunday morning when we have our beloved Asses&Villains column to read to find out what really is going on out there in what is rapidly becoming more and more a whacky, surreal absurdist drama like it is real-life global Opera Bouffe (French comic opera, with dialogue in recitative and characters drawn from everyday life) with Joe Biden falling up the steps into his plane, showing other lesser “world leaders” that at his age, Joe can still do comic prat-falls as good as any of the Three Stooges could do them, while the half-pint, dictatorial, autocratic twerp Zelensky imitates Veruca Salt and angry little Greta by throwing temper tantrums as he screams to the world, “I WANT MORE I WANT MORE IT’S NOT ENOUGH IT NEVER WILL BE ENOUGH I WANT MORE!”

  2. Q: What’s up with Zelensky’s thugs terrorizing their own citizens by strapping them to street signs & pulling their pants down??

    A: This is some real sick and downright perverted **** Joe Biden is supporting and encouraging in Ukraine with OUR tax dollars.

    As to what’s up with Zelensky’s thugs terrorizing their own citizens by strapping them to street signs & pulling their pants down, it’s because they really are no different than Hitler’s brown-shirted thugs in the Sturmabteilung, or SA, the paramilitary organization associated with the Nazi Party which was integral to the rise of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party, violently enforcing party norms and attempting to influence elections.

  3. And speaking of our UNCONDITIONAL and ENDURING FINANCIAL SUPPORT for the FASCIST autocracy of Joe Biden’s puppet dictator in Joe’s province of Ukraine, the twerp Zelensky, whose thugs paid with American tax dollars to terrorize their own citizens by strapping them to street signs & pulling their pants down, a perverted policy that would have had to have been pre-approved by Joe Biden, Tony Blinken and Jake Sullivan for it to take place so openly, according to the Reuters article “Yellen in surprise visit to Kyiv to reaffirm U.S. economic aid to Ukraine” by Rod Nickel on February 27, 2023, Biden “bag lady” Janet “TOODLES” Yellen, who makes the half-pint Zelensky look tall, snuck into Kyiv on a train, like Hitler going to Rome back when, so she could pay obeisance (a gesture expressing deferential respect, such as a bow or curtsy as in “TOODLES Yellen made a deep obeisance to the dictator Zelensky of Ukraine”), kiss his feet, and promise him that for him, the United States treasury will keep its doors open forever, as we see from the article itself, to wit:

    KYIV, Feb 27 (Reuters) – U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen paid a surprise visit to Kyiv on Monday to reaffirm U.S. support for Ukraine in its struggle against Russia’s invasion and promote U.S. economic aid that is bolstering Ukraine’s war effort.

    “America will stand with Ukraine as long as it takes,” Yellen, flanked by sandbags at the cabinet ministers’ office, told Ukrainian Prime Minister Denys Shmyhal, in a trip also aimed at shoring up support at home for continued aid.

    “The United States has been powerfully supporting us since the first days of this war not only with weapons, but also on the financial front,” Zelenskiy said on his Telegram social media channel.

    Yellen announced the transfer of the first $1.25 billion from the latest, $9.9 billion tranche of economic and budget assistance from Washington.

    Yellen’s visit comes a week after Biden staged an unannounced trip to Kyiv and promised $500 million in additional military aid for Ukraine and new sanctions on Russia announced days later, including effectively banning U.S. imports of Russian aluminum.

    As Biden did, Yellen’s staff worked to keep the visit a secret until she left Kyiv, with a daily media advisory for Monday saying only that she would “meet with advisors and staff.”

    She traveled into Kyiv via an overnight train with a small group of senior aides after landing in a U.S. military aircraft near Rzeszow, Poland, near Ukraine’s western border, and left again by overnight train after a full day of meetings.

    Since the war began, the U.S. has given Ukraine more than $13 billion in economic and budget support funding, and the latest disbursement will push that to over $14 billion, with an additional $8.65 billion expected through Sept. 30.

    Yellen and Treasury officials viewed the trip as a key way to reinforce the importance of sustaining economic and budgetary assistance for Ukraine to the American public, a Treasury official said, amid signals from some Republican lawmakers that they are growing skeptical.

    Ukraine is estimated to need $40 billion to $57 billion in external financing this year to support its economy and is negotiating a $15.5 billion loan program with the International Monetary Fund to partly fill the gap.

    Yellen said such economic support is keeping Ukraine’s government and critical public services running, schools open and pensions paid, providing a “bedrock of stability” that fuels Ukrainian resistance.

    “A sustained military effort cannot succeed without an effective government at home,” Yellen said at the Kyiv Obolon School No. 168, where the salaries of teachers, administrators and support staff are reimbursed from U.S. budget support funds.

  4. I would not give Zelensky the sweat off my balls if he were thirsty. I hope all you people that support giving the Ukraine 100 Billion while American Vets are homeless and hungry get just what Putin has promised you.
    He has warned you for months now.

    1. As far as the autocrat Zelensky is concerned, when “TOODLES” Yellen promises him unlimited financial support from OUR treasury “for as long as it takes,” “as long as it takes” will be for the rest of his natural life, and hey why not – money for being a thug and dictator, which is a far better gig than playing guitar in a rock and roll band or being a comic actor on TV.

      As to the twerp Zelensky’s thugs, who are paid with American tax dollars to terrorize their own citizens by strapping them to street signs & pulling their pants down, a perverted policy that would have had to have been pre-approved by Joe Biden, Tony Blinken and Jake Sullivan for it to take place so openly, given that it is happening so openly, this while Joe Biden and “TOODLES” Yellen were there being shown around the town by Zelensky, one has to believe that this was a display of THUGGERY by the Ukrainians that was put on for the benefit of Joe Biden and “TOODLES” Yellen so they could get their kicks watching FASCISM in action paid for by the American people.

      And my goodness, people, for Zelensky, whose State Department handlers seem to have bulking on some heavy duty steroids to make him look less flaccid, while accoutering (clothe or equip in something noticeable or impressive) him with a beard and green fatigues in imitation of Fidel Castro, to have been putting on such a perverted and thuggish demonstration for Joe and “TOODLES” while they were in his home town, his State Department handlers would have told him beforehand of their, uh, well, “preferences,” that this is the kind of perverted **** that would greatly please them, and think of the implications of that for us back here if and when Joe Biden declares MARTIAL LAW over here like Zelensky did in Ukraine in Joe’s FIGHT FOR THE SOUL OF AMERICA AND AGAINST CLIMATE CHANGE!

      Will Joe have his goons strapping us to lamp posts and pulling down our pants (a sodomist’s dream come true) if we don’t believe in climate change?

      Stay tuned!

  5. East Palestine Mayor Is Furious About Biden No Show

    However, the mayor of East Palestine was critical of the president’s decision.

    Mayor Trent Conaway referenced Biden’s decision to make a snap visit to Ukraine where he announced more aid to Kyiv.

    Conaway told Fox News that is “the biggest slap in the face.”

    “That tells you right now, he doesn’t care about us.”

    Conaway also said he was “furious” the president was in Ukraine “giving millions of dollars away to people over there, not to us.”

    – 1945, “Joe Biden Has Made a Massive Mistake” by Brent M. Eastwood 27 February 2023

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    “I may be a White boy, but I’m not stupid.”

    – Joe Biden, 28 February 2023

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    Yeah, right, Joe!

    Guess again, dude!

  6. And what a load of pure horsecrap this is – sick, paranoid horse**** because the Man In The Moon along with Chad and Togo represents way more of a threat to our obviously weak and floundering “national security” under Joe Biden than does Russia, which country Joe Biden is absolutely terrified of because he is so freakin’ weak:

    Fox News

    “Biden extends ‘national emergency’ due to ‘extraordinary threat’ Russia’s actions against Ukraine pose to US”

    Story by Brandon Gillespie

    1 March 2023

    President Joe Biden issued a continuation Wednesday of a previous executive order that declared a “national emergency” in the U.S. related to the year-long conflict between Russia and Ukraine.

    Executive Order 13660 was initially signed by former President Barack Obama in 2014 after Russia’s annexation of Crimea from Ukraine, but it was expanded over the years with additional executive orders as the conflict between the two states intensified and culminated in the invasion launched by Russia last year.

    In February 2022, just days before Russia launched its invasion of Ukraine, Biden issued another executive order that expanded the “national emergency” scope of the previous orders that were set to expire on March 6.

    The continuation Biden issued Wednesday will extend the orders for an additional year.

    “The actions and policies addressed in these Executive Orders continue to pose an unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security and foreign policy of the United States,” the White House wrote in a press release announcing the continuation.

    For this reason, the national emergency declared in Executive Order 13660, which was expanded in scope in Executive Order 13661, Executive Order 13662, and Executive Order 14065, and under which additional steps were taken in Executive Order 13685 and Executive Order 13849, must continue in effect beyond March 6, 2023,” he wrote.

    “Therefore, in accordance with section 202(d) of the National Emergencies Act (50 U.S.C. 1622(d)), I am continuing for 1 year the national emergency declared in Executive Order 13660,” he added.

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