The summer season is here, so that means dogs are not permitted on the beach between the hours of 9:00 AM to 8:00 PM from May 1st through Labor Day.
If your dog likes to fish, they are not permitted to be on the fishing pier from May 1 through Labor Day, also between the hours of 8:00 AM and 7:00 PM.
Please be a considerate citizen and be a good pooper-scooper. Pick up and bag doggo waste. Please do not bury it for someone to step on. The town has provided several doggie waste stations along the boardwalk which contain bags for your convenience.
Beware: the fine for not following the doggo rules could be $250 per incident.
At all times, throughout the Town, dogs must remain on a leash or other physical restraint or have an electronic collar.
Useysly says
When reading the post in my email, it says “Please do bury it for someone to step on.” But I see when reading the full article prior to comment, it says “Please do bury it for someone …” Interesting how the email version dropped a critical word!
Note: Poor editing prior to publishing (the email goes out after) is at fault here. We caught the error, but way too late (as usual). Always to go the source for corrections. Thanks.
Marion A says
It says Do Not bury it for someone to step on
Marsh Hen says
My theory on why ‘dog worship’ is so prevalent in society
Its because people want instant gratification. Human relationships, whether they are platonic or romantic, require some degree of effort: selflessness, humility, interpersonal skills, etc. Pet worship (or rather, dog worship as it seems to be a lot more common), stems from that person wanting to feel “loved” on the same deep level that which might come from another human, but being incapable or unwilling to engage in the level of effort needed to function in a human relationship.
For dog worshipers, all they have to do is simply “exist” and in turn they receive what they crave most: mute devotion from their pet. The extent of this interaction is dropping food in a bowl, buying the occasional toy, and going on walks with their animal. Its the simplicity of this ‘transaction’ that is what appeals to dog worshipers who elevate their pets to “Fido is sooo much better than any human” status.
Not surprisingly, these types of people live in a kind of delusional state of mind. Its a bit incongruous to hold your dog’s “love and loyalty” for you to such a lofty degree when its very likely it would have expressed those same exact behaviors towards the rest of the world’s population. A dog could love a serial killer or pedophile just the same as the next person because they don’t know any better. This is why I can’t stand whenever some dog-worshiping moron says “no one will ever love me like my dog.” When two humans practice compatibility and loyalty for each other, this is a much more significant and rare event, and as such should be held in higher regard in my opinion. Such interactions are more rewarding, but also inevitably require more effort, hence why so many people gravitate towards animals for companionship. The same thing happens with people who want to hold the title of “parent” and feel the esteem of accomplishment that comes with it, but don’t really want to deal with the difficulty of raising a child, and thus the concept of “pet parent” is born. Instant gratification with little to no effort involved. Its all about allowing delusional individuals to live out their fantasies of believing they are doing the same things and achieving the same level of fulfillment that comes with those of us engaged in human relationships. The only difference is, their companion is a low-IQ, ball-licking, neurotic, stinking beast and the “emotional fulfillment” they feel from worshiping it is mostly manufactured in their own head.
Dogs are nothing more than dim-witted, emotional slaves that people use as their personal teddy bear.
Pantsman says
My dog is better than most people. I have had a dog since I was Six. I would comment further, but that would just make you feel inferior and start an argument you can’t win or understand. If my dog don’t like you…I don’t like you.
Marsh Hen says
You are not capable of making me feel inferior.
John Warden says
Are you even capable of coming up with an original thought?
Thought I read this somewhere https://www.reddit.com/r/Dogfree/comments/6g2chd/my_theory_on_why_dog_worship_is_so_prevalent_in/
Marsh Hen says
I was not trying to have an original thought. I was gifted that diatribe with a request to pass it along. I never considered who wrote it, as the words have the same meaning even if your crazy a$$ wrote them, bless your heart. You are not real bright are you?
Ray Otton says
’round here we go by the old mantra “The more I know about people, the better I like my dog”.
Thanks for affirming the correctness of our position.
Marsh Hen says
You are most welcome! Any old time.
Publius Americanus says
MH, when one quotes another, one notes that.
Otherwise, one is guilty of plagiarism.
HEY!! That gives you and the Grifter Thief Resident of the WH something in common.
He too was CAUGHT plagiarizing a speech, stealing it straight from Neil Kinnock!!!
Now, go put your mask on and follow orders like a good little lemming.
Marsha Hen says
I am Free, White and Over 21. I do as I damn well please.
Debbie Lewis says
Thank God you were not working on the theory of evolution. Reality check. Dogs are intuitive and intelligent. Your a fool if you think your superior to a dog. I did not finish reading your opinion, it was sadly a bad piece
Marsh Hen says
GOD made WOLVES……………………..MAN made DOGS.
Period!
Publius Americanus says
Why do you keep spouting that insipid statement? Dog and Wolf split over 40,000 years ago, and ‘twas not man who ‘created’ dog, man merely domesticated the wild animal that WAS dog.
Free white and over 21 allows you to break laws and rules and decorum?
Well, aren’t your special……
Not a lot of rows in the bus that took you to school,eh?
Marsha Hen says
Bless your little heart.
Todd Holden says
Here you go. You are not very bright, are you?
https://medium.com/s/story/god-made-the-wolf-but-man-made-the-dog-7f35d79e7b62
Blue Hoss says
4.5 million people
More than 4.5 million people are bitten by dogs each year in the United States, and more than 800,000 receive medical attention for dog bites, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control (CDC).
Watchdog says
But how many of those people deserved to be bitten?
Paul Plante says
Speaking of that, I wonder when Joe Biden will graduate from merely sniffing and smelling people to actually biting them, or chewing on them because Joe thought they deserved it, because they didn’t smell right to him.
Paul Plante says
Do they throw Joe an old slipper to chew on before bedtime to calm him down, one must wonder?
Or do they use one of those rawhide bones for him?
And it is bad enough for our image as a nation on the world stage to have a president who goes around smelling the heads of little girls and maybe bicycle seats as well, good God, let us hope he doesn’t start smelling people’s crotches!
Putin and Rocket Man in North Korea would have a field day with that, they would, and there goes our image as a nation right down the drain.
Daniel Burke says
Marsha Hen. Yet one more google educated genius. It’s called plagiarism Marsha Marsha boMarsha, banana pana coMarsha, fe fi fo Marsha…Marsha.
Marsh Hen says
What are you prepared to do about it?
Publius Americanus says
What shall we do about it?
Simply know that you are a dishonest thief, willing to do or say whatever to advance your cause, regardless of whom is hurt or impoverished.
Sometimes, all we can do is identify the cancer. It’s good to put a name to it, Marsh Hen…..the cancer killing America.
Progressivism delenda est.
Marsha Hen says
🙂
Cat Woman says
Had a g00d laugh at the name game take on Ms. Hen.
Perhaps old Marsh is more to be pitied than pissed on. To have hatred for all dogs says a lot about her as a person.
Ray Otton says
Dude, be careful with those 60’s references.
To the kids in here it sounds like you’re having a stroke. They’ll commit you to a COVID breedery, err, nursing home, in a skinny minute.
🙂
Pantsman says
It is a shame so many have responded to Marsh Hen thinking it makes a difference. The love of a dog, cat, bird, horse, chicken, even the fish in your aquarium, is still love. Love is the point of caring for another life on this Earth. I do thank The Hen for not having pets and accepting that they can’t share love with anything other than themselves. People like Marsh Hen is why many pets are abused and treated like a cinder block tied to a tree.
In closing…please treat everyone as you would want to be considered.
Marsh Hen says
God made Wolves…….Man made Dogs.
Paul Plante says
The Cape Charles Mirror is so fun!
Michael Vick says
Native Americans used to eat dog, therefore dogs are as american as apple pie.
Paul Plante says
They used to eat people, too.
I think there is a good chance they ate some of my relatives in that Lachine Massacre thingy-dingy back when.
Roasted them they did.
But I don’t hold that against their descendants.
They are not responsible for who their ancestors were eating is how I am looking at it.
Paul Plante says
They used to eat people, too.
I think there is a good chance they ate some of my relatives in that Lachine Massacre thingy-dingy back when.
Roasted them they did.
But I don’t hold that against their descendants.
They are not responsible for who their ancestors were eating is how I am looking at it.
Dog Lover says
Marsh Hen affirms that stupid people say stupid s***. Makes anyone who has read this diatribe absolutely wonder if this individual is just a miserable beast themselves. Lol
Marsha Hen says
Smell your hands after you worship them.
Dog Lover says
Hey Marsh Hen
Smell my @$$ after you worship me.
You just troll to offend, and you will have to get up early to get the best of me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You suck!
Marsha Hen says
Well Done! You respond like a well trained, highly stimulated lab rat….extra food for you tonight. Well Done!
🙂
Paul Plante says
Thrills and chills in every episode, packed to the gills, and more fun than a barrel of monkeys, to boot, is our Cape Charles Mirror!
Lewis’s says
My Goodness, not sure how or why life failed you MH, but I sincerely feel sorry for people like you. Not you personally though. You feed, and eat hatred.
Get well soon little one. I hope your life turns out better than you anticipated.
Meanwhile, back at the dog rules. I hope soon they make a dog park for exercise and socializing! My dog would love that. But for now, after 8pm she runs like the wind, and is so happy
Publius Americanus says
Don’t fret, MH……someday, someone or something may love you.
Doubtful, but hey hope springs eternal.
Be safe when you head out to buy more batteries.
Wink wink.
Dog Lover says
Spread your misery like butter on bread. You are still a moron. Lol, you must stay up day and night to try to design your quips. You are sad.. Fortunately, folks like myself have a life,people who love us, and dogs to walk. If mine poops in your yard, consider it a gift. You still suck! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pantsman says
Who is Marsha? Marsh Hen may be dropping her mask. Well…All Dogs Go to Heaven!
Marsha Hen says
‘Paul Plante says
JUNE 6, 2021 AT 4:31 PM
Thrills and chills in every episode, packed to the gills, and more fun than a barrel of monkeys, to boot, is our Cape Charles Mirror! ‘
The internet is full of little places like this where people stroke one anothers ego’s with comonallities. It is a place where a 79 year old colored man can pose as a 45 year old white woman. A 45 year old white woman can pose as a 19 year old asian man ect. This world wide web is not real. I know you all want it to be. It is just soooooooo easy to stimulate people with politics, religion and now dogs so that they respond with knee-jerk reactions to bullshit copied and pasted off the same fake web. It is absolulety the best free entertainment one can have, at others expense, on this WWW. You all run that maze like well fed lab rats….bless you hearts.
Paul Plante says
I’ve actually seen that very same post posted at least once before, word for word for word as it is here.
And you seem incapable of grasping the FACT that it is the actuality of the words on the sheet of paper, as virtual as it might be, that is what is of importance, like a Broadside appearing overnight on the side of a barn at an intersection back when.
WORDS COUNT!
Who posted them is mere piffle.
So what if you are thick-headed enough to think that this is a place where a 79 year old colored man can pose as a 45 year old white woman or a 45 year old white woman can pose as a 19 year old asian man ect.
That’s all HORSE****, for so many reasons that it would take a volume just to enumerate them all, but start here, dudette: what distinguishes a 45-year old white woman from anybody else on the internet?
How does a 79 year old colored man pose as a 45 year old white woman in here?
The concept itself is totally absurd, as is a 45 year old white woman posing as a 19 year old asian man.
Totally ******* goofy is what it is.
And if none of this is real, and quantum physics says it isn’t, then Marsha Hen, it is you that are not real.
Yes, that is right – you do not exist!
Marsha Hen says
Extra rations for rat#72, tonight. It ran the maze very well today, in good time
I might add.
Marsha Hen says
When a dog poops in my yard, I pour hot bacon grease on it and the next mutt that comes by eats it before the owner realizes what is happening. Sometimes, it is the same dog that defecated. Nasty funking animals. 😉
Dog Lover says
Marsh Hen, Marsh Hen, you are so freakin simple
Makes me want to pop you like a pus filled pimple
You are trolling the blogs
To insult dogs, and this is trifling a bit,
But, I am weary of you, of your hate and your dim wit,
So eat my dog’s big balls of SH**!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And, you continue to blow.
Marsha Hen says
best free entertainment around.
🙂
Paul Plante says
Now you are finally waking up and getting with the picture.