December 12, 2024

7 thoughts on “Planning and Zoning Serves as Seabreeze Liason

  1. The Town of Cape Charles FINALLY got what they wanted! Poor innocent residents gone from their homes! And a piece of property they can level and fix up for some stupid ass marina with all their rich fancy yachts. Sorry the residents couldn’t put enough dirty money in your pockets. NOT SORRY!

  2. Interesting when you want and don’t want the town to get involved in an issue.

    It’s private property and the issue should be between the owners and HUD, not the town. Be happy the town is attempting to mediate.

    1. J Wheaton, dude!

      I have been waiting with bated breath for you to make a reappearance from wherever it is you go when you are not here sharing your worldly wisdom with us as you attempt, hard as it is, to bring us all to a higher spiritual plane in our lives, which brings me to the purpose of this communication, which was triggered by your statement about being happy (but shouldn’t we all strive to be happy regardless of what Cape Charles is doing or not doing?) the town is attempting to mediate, which brings us to the heart of the matter at hand, which is that you need to step in J Wheaton, because you are one of the remaining people on the planet he may still listen to, to do an intervention with the senile, doddering, and blundering Joe Biden, to make him see that his time has come and his race is run, and for the good of the planet, galaxy and solar system, it is time, past time, for the old gaffer to step down and with some grace and dignity, head for the showers with a bit of style.

      And thanks in advance from a Grateful Nation, J. Wheaton, for your service here.

      History will not forget you, nor will it be fickle, as is so often the case, and forsake you.

    2. And speaking of mediating, J Wheaton, for the good of America, the world, the solar system the galaxy and by extension, Cape Charles, you need to take Joe Biden by the shoulders, maybe give him a go9od hug, and then look him square in the eyes and tell him point-blank, “Joe, look, dude, it’s time to hang up the spurs.”

      You have to make him understand that this is his last rodeo.

      No more riding the broncs or bulls to the seven-second buzzer waving his hat in the air, while the crowd goes crazy with their cheers of acclamation.

      Make him understand, J Wheaton, that for him, those days are now over.

      His grip isn’t what it used to be, afterall, and better to go out now a hero, than to be seen as a bumfuzzled fopdoodle going over the horns and under the hooves of a bull as soon as the gate to the chute was opened.

  3. Hey “Professor” Jim? How’s it going out there in Williamsburg at the William & Mary Law School?

  4. Has anyone played the new game called Where’s Wheaton? I see he hasn’t been around since I called him out?

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