While Traveling in New York over the holidays, one of our readers came across an old friend…”King Neptune is spending Christmas in New York at Bergdorf’s, covered in pearls – he’ll take them off when he comes back to Cape Charles in January,” she wrote us. And we can hardly blame him–it’s very hard work being fabulous, especially around here during the winter. Sometimes you just have to put on some pearls and go where the light is brightest. Neptune, still got your back brother…


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