Join the town at Kelly’s for Voting Party to help Cape Charles win the Coastal Living Happiest Seaside Town contest. The party is on Monday February 5th from 6 to 8.
Reflections on Cape Charles and the Eastern Shore
Join the town at Kelly’s for Voting Party to help Cape Charles win the Coastal Living Happiest Seaside Town contest. The party is on Monday February 5th from 6 to 8.
Paul Plante says
Stress the fantabulous bean burgers that you can get at Kelly’s Gingernut Pub!
So that you have something solid to compare the Kelly’s bean burger to, here is a competitor’s review from here to the north of you:
“I’ll reserve real fire for the veggie burger ($14), a pasty horror with the texture of wet falafel left overnight in the car.”
Mike Kuzma, Jr. says
For the record, Paul…….that review WAS NOT ME!!!
Even though I concur in abstentia!!!
LOL……….
Paul Plante says
No, that review was by a witty British woman for an upscale yuppie restaurant up this way.
Those Brits sure do have a way with words when they write them down, but they can’t speak the English language worth a damn, for some reason or other that is beyond my ken.
So Kelly’s can advertise the best, most fantabulous bean burger, not only on the Eastern Shore of Virginia, but on the whole East Coast of America, which is why Cape Charles should be voted best, not Cape Canaveral like that WOO-WOO dude is pitching for.
And Mike, in the spirit of patriotism for Cape Charles being voted the best here, what you should do is a photo-shoot with you eating a Kelly’s bean burger with the caption, “Mike Kuzma, heretofore a committed animal flesh eater, says YUM, YUM, I never knew a bean burger could taste so good, not like that pasty horror with the texture of wet falafel left overnight in the car you get up north of here.”
That would tip the balance is my thought, Mike.
You would capture all the demographics at once with that ad.
Being so right wing as you are, you would have the vote of the meat eaters out there in a heartbeat, and at the same time, you would capture the liberal side of the demographic, who would think you were now one of them, so you alone are the one who can win this battle for Cape Charles!
Will he do it, people?
Can Mike admit that he has been salivating for a bean burger all along, but was afraid of peer pressure from the carnivores?
Stay tuned, people, for the next episode, of “The Continued Adventure of Mike, an American Patriot in a Land Gone Strange,” at this same time and place, and you will find out, so don’t change the channel and don’t touch that dial.
Mary Gladden says
The last time I checked, Cape Charles is not on the Seaside….it is on the Bayside.
Mike Kuzma, Jr. says
Paul you think my objection to the BB is philosophical but I will try one with ONE condition:
You must join me for the car ride home, in my car with no operable windows.
You will then see the error of your ways in demanding my obeisance to your dietary guidelines…………tis far more ‘Gastronomic” than culinary.
But remember, by the time we get to the 287/87 interchange and you are crying to be let out it was YOUR idea!!!!!
Paul Plante says
Wow, you just convinced me, Mike, but you could still do the commercial, and take a bite, and say the “YUM, YUM” part, and then do like they do on the cooking shows and spit it out in your napkin.
Do it for the home team, Mike!
Nobody would really have to know why you didn’t swallow it, and everybody reading this post will be glad you didn’t!
So, the windows really don’t go down?
Holy cow, imagine the torture that would be for me!
Mike Kuzma, Jr. says
After I pull the fuse, no the windows will not work. And I’m taking the scenic route, no highways for you, buddy……..;)
Enjoy your day, everyone.
Paul Plante says
I almost spit my tea all over the keyboard when I read that, Mike, from the sheer fright it instilled in me.
(Actually, I burst out laughing, but I don’t want Mike to know that.)
No more will I advocate that you actually eat a bean burger, although it would do this contest a lot of good, Mike, for people to at least see a picture of you holding one in your hand, as if you couldn’t wait to eat it, with a caption underneath saying “Mike Kuzma, a committed carnivore, says Happiness for him is a Cape Charles bean burger.”
That would bring in the votes, Mike and cinch the title for Cape Charles!