July 16, 2025

11 thoughts on “Not Enough Tequila or Sarcasm…too much whining-meet Generation Jones

  1. Couple of things: I’m a Generation Joneser and a musician and I don’t know any other Generation Joneser who hates The Beatles.

    The music we rejected was the coked-out Laurel Canyon ’60’s aftermath, The Eagles, Crosby, Stills, and Nash after the first two albums, Santana, that overproduced mellow hippie crap that came after The Beatles. The Beatles were no longer mainstream rock by the time punk came around, they were oldies, their early music was the kind of stripped down music the punks were trying to get back to.

    And speaking for me, I didn’t “hate” most of it so much as I reached a point where I found music that spoke better to where I was. “Do you know we’re riding on the Marrakesh Express?” sounded like a rich old hippie having just a great old time with his royalties, but “Down in The Park where the Machmen meet The Machines and play ‘Kill by Numbers'” somehow sounded like a scenario that resonated better with my reality. “In a room with a window in the corner I found truth.”

    Also, The National Lampoon was a Woodstock Generation affair. I read it and liked it back when I was in my teens, but by the time I reached adulthood and found my own generational voice, it didn’t speak to me any more. I saw it as frat boy pandering. And the men who founded it were indeed Woodstock Generation fraternity boys.

    Note: Well said.

    1. I’m jj & I loved Stripes the most more than the Ceechcong,Caddyshak, frat/sorority weekend cap. Tho I loved Poekeys too. My memory, fucking impossible to get a job, early, new wave, new romantics, hipphop rap & fn cool rap dance, Jimmy Carthair, Ronny Ray gun & Nancy, Maggie, Welcome Back Cotter, Benson, Good Times, Dallas & Magnum PI slowly replacing Hawaii 5oh

  2. As always, I find the Cape Charles Mirror to be about the last bastion of sanity and intellectualism we have on the planet (can you imagine reading an article with this level of intellectual depth this in the staid Washington Post?), and this article is case in point.

    Although this stuff about “(A)ny generation is defined by shared experiences of historical events and cultural influences during the developmental and formative years” may be true for these younger generations in the age of instant communications, but not so when I was in my so-called developmental and formative years, which for me was the year I was in Viet Nam, bleeding in the mud precisely so the Generation Jonesers would be forced them to be pragmatic as they entered adulthood.

    How is that for a clear-cut case of cosmic synchronicity?

    Anyway, I was born right after WWII ended, and I did not have shared experiences of historical events and cultural influences with those who are my same age.

    Not hardly.

    I was poor and living out in the countryside, so that was my cultural experience.

    We had no telephone when I was young, nor did we have a TV, so our connection with the world was through a plastic radio.

    Thus, I have memories of such things as the siege of Dien Bien Phu that others my age, especially those who grew up well off don’t have, and as I listen to their memories, frankly I often end up wondering what planet they grew up on, as what they remember as cultural events are completely foreign to me.

    We were picking hay and hoeing beans while kids in Philadelphia spent the afternoon dancing on Dick Clark’s American Bandstand and other kids in California got to grow up at Disneyland with Annette and the Mousekateers of the Mickey Mouse Club!

    And Jan and Dean and the Beach Boys were driving their woodies and 409 Chevies at Surf City where there were two girls for every boy, YAHOO!

    Shared cultural experiences?

    Not hardly!

    Especially after returning to here from Viet Nam to be spit at by war protestors like Hillary Clinton, unless that is a shared cultural experience between the one doing the spitting and the one getting spit at!

    And having “LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT” shouted in your face by somebody with real bad breath if you happened to criticize the Viet Nam war.

    I would say the Generation Jonesers should be thankful they came along when they did, so they could miss all of that stuff.

    As to National Lampoon, I came across that when I got to here, wherever here might be, from Viet Nam.

    I thought it was one of the most serious publications we had in this country at that time – the only place in America where you could find out the truth about the people who were in charge in this country back then.

  3. I actually remember Leave It to Beaver quite well, along with Ozzie and Harriet, and I Remember Mama, with Oscar Homolka, if I remember right, and The Guiding Light, and Bishop Fulton J. Sheehan to give us a heavy dose of moral drama.

    I lived in a place that got real cold, and I lived in an old farm house with no insulation and no hot water or central heat, and I used to wonder just where in hell it was that Beaver lived, that he got to live such a soft life as he did.

    I never saw Beaver, or Wally for that matter, having to hoe beans or shovel **** or feed animals in a blizzard, or get in firewood every morning so June could keep a fire going all day long like I had to do every day of the winter.

    So WTF?

    Luck of the draw, I guess.

    So it is pretty apparent I wouldn’t connect with the Brady Bunch, either.

    As an aside, I think in the true American spirit of be all you can be, Eddie Haskell from Leave It To Beaver, who always seemed able to wrap June Cleaver around his finger, went on from there to become an A-list hard-core porn star if the rumors are right.

    And I think that focusing in on the Beatles really misses the mark with respect to the influence of music back then.

    YouTube The Beach Boys – Then I kissed Her and listen to that – that music was a much bigger influence on my life than the Beatles ever were, because the Beatles, let us face it, were foreigners and imitators, although very good ones, while the Beach Boys were living the real American Dream we poor country kids could relate to.

    She’s real fine, my 409!

    Now tell me, really, how much book learning do you need to be able to intellectually relate to that?

    It’s visceral, especially when you hear them revving one up on the record!

    I got to live the American Dream with a 64 Chevy convertible with a factory tach and four on the floor, out on the road, searching for America.

    Top down, no speed limits back then, and cruising with Otis Redding and Dock of the Bay on the radio!

    The real musical influences that led to the Beatles, who I saw on the Ed Sullivan “Really Big Shoe” when they first came over here, with an English version of the American music that preceded and influenced them, as it did The Animals and “The House of the Rising Sun!”

    In VEET NAM, where we were bleeding in the mud precisely so the Generation Jonesers would be forced them to be pragmatic as they entered adulthood, which is about as clear-cut case of cosmic synchronicity that you are likely to run into in this lifetime, we were singing “We Got To Get Out Of This Place,” not, “she’s just seventeen, you know what I mean?”

    Cultural context!

    In a combat zone, the Beatles were pretty much worthless as any kind of motivating force.

    On that note, and to close this chapter of “Life In Bizarre America,” while I was in Veet Nam, where we had a cheap plastic portable radio in our bunker (yes, we lived down in the ground like moles, at least in the dry season) and we would be coming back in from combat missions (cue “Sky Pilot” by The Animals) and invariably it seemed, when we turned on the radio to pick up AFVN radio (GOOD MORNING, VIET NAM!), these are the words we would hear coming out at us, to wit:

    When the moon is in the Seventh House
    And Jupiter aligns with Mars
    Then peace will guide the planets
    And love will steer the stars
    This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
    Age of Aquarius
    Aquarius
    Aquarius

    Harmony and understanding
    Sympathy and trust abounding
    No more falsehoods or derisions
    Golden living dreams of visions
    Mystic crystal revelation
    And the mind’s true liberation
    Aquarius
    Aquarius

    end quotes

    Think about it, Jonesers, there is where your cultural context on life came from, not Johnny Rotten or any of that crowd who weren’t making music so much as parodying in a nihilistic way the music of the times that had already been made.

    YouTube Chuck Berry – Johnny B. Goode and see what I mean.

  4. Yeah. I call it the “last of the white men” generation, though that reaches through GenX and finally dies out as it hits Xennials. I mean look at that article — the default couldn’t be more thoroughly white and male. There was an entire half the population that thought the Lampoon was gross, because it was, but you couldn’t tell by reading this thing. There are no women in journalism. Black and brown people, absolutely not.

    The hate and anger belonged to the *boys*. The young men. The rest of us just stood back as you all got self-destructive, also weird and attacky with the younger kids, said “whatever,” and went to go do our sewing kits and learn Basic or just ride around.

    Y’all still don’t think women and dark-skinned people are people, either. It does wear poorly.

    Note: Of it was futile and stupid gesture. But, we’re still mocking you.

    1. So what are you prepared to do about it?

      Nothing, that is what.

      Hell, you can barely formulate a sentence.

      La La La La La La La La! Fa La La Fa La La La La La!!!!!

    2. As to your comment “Y’all still don’t think women and dark-skinned people are people,” that’s a toxic mix of horse****, bull**** and pig*****, and it is just plain stupid and ignorant as well.

      My mother was a woman and she certainly was people.

      My granddaughters are women and they are people.

      In fact, all women are people regardless of what color their skin is.

      Pull your head out of your *** so you can see the world around you a lot mo9re clearly without all your prejudices blinding you to reality.

      The only one in here that thinks women and dark-skinned people are not people is you, and that is because you are a prejudiced, ignorant moron.

  5. I don’t relate to all the parameters of Gen Jones as stated, I have always felt that I wasn’t a Boomer or Gen X, but somewhere in between, having been born in 1959.What I do relate to is that there are others that feel the same. I just thought I was weird.

  6. To respond to the sidebar conversation;

    Yeah sure my generation wasn’t at all influenced by, enamored of, or imitative of people like Nichelle Nichols, Richard Pryor, Garrett Morris, Nat King Cole, Bill Cosby, Sydney Poitier, and on and on and on……of course, that was before the ever divisive “hyphen” was forced on American culture, and we simply respected and admired these PEOPLE because they were exemplary PEOPLE, within their fields.

    Gosh, I do so miss the America that WASN’T ripped apart by a divisive ideology that has a record of failure second to none.

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